Saturday, 14 November 2009

Monday, 09 November 2009

Saturday, 07 November 2009

  • Where Is My Mr. Darcy?

    I am Elizabeth Bennet!

    You are Elizabeth Bennet of Pride & Prejudice! You are intelligent, witty, and tremendously attractive. You have a good head on your shoulders, and oftentimes find yourself the lone beacon of reason in a sea of ridiculousness. You take great pleasure in many things. You are proficient in nearly all of them, though you will never own it. Lest you seem too perfect, you have a tendency toward prejudgement that serves you very ill indeed.

    Take the Quiz here!

Friday, 06 November 2009

  • Game Recap: Blues Vs. Calgary Flames

    The good:  2007 1st round pick Lars Eller (on call up from the Peoria Rivermen) scored his first NHL goal. Congratulations, kid!

    The bad:  The aforementioned Eller goal was the only goal of the evening for St.Louis

    The ugly:  Blues captain Eric Brewer (who else!) scored a goal for the Flames with this bonehead move.

Sunday, 01 November 2009

  • Black And Blues

    12 games into the season and the injuries to the St.Louis Blues continue to pile up
    1. TJ Oshie: out for 2 weeks after undergoing emergency appendectomy.
    2. DJ King: dislocates right hand in a fight during the Oct. 25 Dallas game, which was his first game back after missing all of last season. Out for 8-10 weeks.
    3. Alex Steen: Fractured wrist. Out for 6-8 weeks.
    4. Barret Jackman: Ankle injury. Return date unknown.
    5. Carlo Colaiacovo: Left the Oct. 25 Dallas game after the dirty hit from douchebag Steve Ott. Return date unknown.
    6. Andy McDonald: Status day-to-day after this heart attack inducing accident last night. Thank God he lifted his head at the last second or it could have been much, much worse.

    These injuries, combined with back-to-back shut out losses (the Florida Panthers? Are you f*&^ing kidding me?), have me about to throw a Dave Chappelle as Rick James grinding his muddy platform boots on Eddie Murphy's suede couch hissy fit.

  • Quote Of The Month

    "Two reasons, Dad. One, it would taste like bacon, and two, the pig wouldn't tell anyone". my 8 year old nephew Cameron, during a game of 20 Questions, on why he'd rather kiss a pig instead of Hannah Montana or Megan Fox.

Monday, 26 October 2009

  • The James Brown Virus


    "I Feel Good" my ass!

    That's the nickname I have bestowed on whatever flu bug I've been fighting for three straight weeks. Just when I think I'm feeling better and starting to feel somewhat human again...BAM! the virus, like the Godfather of Soul, whips his cape off and comes back for another freaking encore. I've had more than enough of the sinus congestion, headaches, fatigue, low grade fever, muscle aches, and general malaise. It's about time that bastard limps off the stage for good.

    I hope everyone out there is managing to stay healthy. Not an easy task, given how widespread the H1N1 virus and the lesser flu and cold viruses have been lately. There have been 2 confirmed swine flu cases at the school where I work, but neither student are in my classroom (thank God). Dealing with the regular flu has been bad enough: students and staff alike are dropping like flies. I stayed home sick last Thursday and Friday but went back today, even though I'm not feeling 100% yet.

    If things are this bad and it's only late October, I'm going to hate to see what happens once winter starts.

Saturday, 24 October 2009

Friday, 23 October 2009

Tuesday, 20 October 2009

Monday, 19 October 2009

  • Thinking

    Lee Harvey Oswald didn't act alone in the JFK assassination. And I'm convinced that Oswald was murdered by Jack Ruby to prevent him from implicating the others involved in the conspiracy.

    I watched this program on the History Channel Saturday evening, yet I still have questions. If the fatal shot hit President Kennedy from behind, then why did his head jerk back instead of forward? Why was the autopsy botched?

Sunday, 18 October 2009

  • Congratulations....

    ...to Janet, on the birth of her beautiful baby girl, Isabella!

    ...to my nephew Garett and his fellow Auburn Trojans on winning their JFL Super Bowl. Check out his medal!


    ...and to Ty Conklin on his first shut out as a St.Louis Blue! (and way to go TJ Oshie on his first goal of the season)


  • Be Afraid. Very Afraid.


    PeopleofWalmart.com

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    This is what would happen if George Clinton, Henry Rollins, and a lion had a crazy threesome and wound up having a child.

    I've seen some "interesting" subjects at my local Wal Mart over the years (example here), but I don't think any of them can even compare to the customers captured at this website. They need to be escorted to the mirror aisle, pronto.

Tuesday, 13 October 2009

  • Memo To The St.Louis Blues

    From: ilovegoaliesplits

    To: Messrs. Keith Tkachuk, Paul Kariya, TJ Oshie, Andy McDonald, Erik Johnson, Brad Winchester, David Backes, David Perron, Patrik Berglund, et al.

    RE: Scoring

    After watching the 4-2 loss to the Atlanta Thrashers on 10/8 and the 2-1 loss to the Los Angeles Kings on 10/10, I can't help but wonder: did you guys leave your offense back in Sweden?

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